Added:
- But I can’t live without bread.
- It is a special occasion.
- I have been doing so good, I should reward myself.
- I don’t believe in eliminating food groups.
- But, Dr. Oz said…
- It don’t have enough time to plan meals in advance.
- It is too expensive to eat healthy.
- I just don’t have that kind of discipline.
- Tomorrow will be different
- I’m just going to have one
- My clothes seem to be shrinking
- Yes! I’ve lost weight, I’m a size __ at Gap
- It’s water weight
- McDonalds is my Sunday treat
- It’s because my body is in starvation mode
- It’s too cold to run
- I’m too lazy to cook vegetables
- Screw it. I’m taking the last piece of bread on the table
- But the gym is so far
- I am sooooo fat
- Oh! It’s lunch soon
- Hmm dinner
- It’s all good, I worked out today, I can eat that
- But the skinny people are eating it
- I wish I’d just wake up skinny
- Side fries please
- Cheat day!
- I’ll start Monday
- This time will be different
- Does that come in black?
- I’m starving
- Did you know you burn more calories chewing celery than you take in?
- But I don’t know how to run
- But chocolate is sooooo goooood
- It’s my metabolism
- I’m so jealous of her metabolism
- My scale must be broken
- I need to diet
- Whatever, I’ll start my diet tomorrow
- Is that low fat?
Added:
- Muscle weighs more than fat
- I don’t have time to workout
- It’s a skinny latte/Frappucino
- The camera adds ten lbs.
- I don’t really look like that in real life!
- That’s a fat mirror…
- This is a skinny mirror.
- I’m just sitting in a weird position.
- If I sit up and turn this way I look skinny.
- I’m just going to have one bite, just one, just a small bite
I didn’t cheat all week, it must be a plateau- OMG I can’t wait to get skinny
- When I get skinny I am totally going to (rock that dress, meet a husband, look sooooo good in that, start crossfit)
